Tobby Hagler

A buddy of mine wants to propose to his girlfriend at a Nine Inch Nails concert. If you know how to contact Trent Reznor, please let him know.

Randall Munroe over at XKCD saw a viral billboard that says:

THE ALGORITHM CONSTANTLY FINDS JESUS
THE ALGORITHM KILLED JEEVES
THE ALGORITHM IS BANNED IN CHINA
THE ALGORITHM IS FROM JERSEY

He thought it would be funny to link the phrase back to him, so that when people google it, he shows up in the top results. It’s doubly funny because this ad is for some new search engine; yet everyone’s instincts are to search Google with the text of the ad.